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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests
the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love
you so much.”
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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So typical…
Here are some random jokes… I had to put them somewhere…
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Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”
Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”
Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”
Patient: “24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
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A man is lost. He decides to stop and ask for directions at a farm.
Before he knocks on the door, he saw in the window an old, naked couple. The wife was pulling her breats, and the husband was jerking off. Horrified, the man runs across the street to another house.
The homeowner tells the man, “They’re deaf. She’s saying ‘Milk the cows,’ and he’s saying ‘Go fuck yourself.’”
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man,” said his partner, “you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here!”
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I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said “These look like deer tracks.” and the other one said: “No they look like moose tracks.” They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.
“Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s going on?”
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, “My wife just ran off with my best friend.”
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
“But,” says the other man, “I’m your best friend!”
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs,
“Not anymore! … He is!”
I know it’s a week late in being posted but guess what? I am now a college graduate. YAY! So what am I doing now? Living at home, Looking for a job since my internship is over the end of this week and trying to figure out when I will be doing my second knee surgery and how we will be paying for it. possibly going back to school… yeah, the crazy life of a new college graduate…
Me and my Dad
Me and my niece Maya
Me and my brother Matthew
Me and my best friend Candice
My Professors and Me
Dr Maurice Phipps & Dr. Ben Tholkes
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In the year 2007 I resolve to:
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